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Does this mean there's a 2% chance of it being twins?

Shit

THATS A THERMOMETER NOT A PREGNANCY TEST

thats the joke

I'm only 96% pregnant :(

does that mean the baby will have down syndrome

That's or it'll be missing a few fingies

Change it to Celsius, to reduce your chances of pregnancy.
(It’s only 38.8% chance of pregnancy)

Ooh, that brutha gone