(Master Eon from Skylanders. Doing it in first person.)
"Greetings, Maggie. I can see that you need shelter. Don't tell me anything until I get you safe." *I grab her hand and pull her to a bookshelf in my living room that's next to a statue of me. I lift the head of the statue, and the bookshelf goes down to reveal another bookshelf with a beard scanner. I scan myself, and the scanner says* "Facial hair identified. Welcome, Master Eon." *Then I pull her into the vault behind the second bookshelf and set up a small safe spot with a chaise lounge and a special blanket*