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Things are wild

man istg you dont know fear untill 7 police officers have handguns aimed at you

definitely

im not in jail rn because puffers ran outside to lick my face
and thats when they realised i never murdered a cat
i was on the ground in cuffs man i thought my life was over

Thank goodness
All those years of caring for Puffers came in clutch

ive actually only had puffers for a few months. i found her outside in the middle of the night and yeah. i spoiled her

Oh
puffers pov

who's puffers

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW💀

dog

how the actual flying f**k do you not know who she is already

I'VE BEEN OFF STREAM FOR A WHILE OK

PUFFERS IS A CAT💀

f**k this shot

shit?

I do Not have a bomb 😎😎😎

you're giving me a stroke

SEVEN❗️❗️❗️🗣️🗣️🗣️

💥

cat

Tornado warning :(