So if he is kinda zesty sometimes is he
1. "Last night was perfectly straight. We said no homo and the socks stayed on"
2. "Bet" *gets really close to kissing a dude, but doesn't actually
3. Is actually gay
I mean if you're just wearing underwear it makes people feel uncomfortable because then it will feel like a human wearing revealing clothes
it would be better if you were to wear nothing at all