The most wonderful time of the year

Wait it is??
I kinda wanna come out to my parents during then

:0

Oh shit. It is

My birthday is on June 2nd
Interesting

And I might be sucked up by a tornado today.

...:[

No you won’t, not on my watch

BRO TORNADO JUST WENT FROM A MEDIUM TO A HIGH RISK AND THE AREAS TO MY WEST JUST GOT PUT IN A 4 OUT OF 5 RISK FOR SEVERE WEATHER AND THERE’S A DESTRUCTIVE SUPERCELL 2 COUNTIES TO MY WEST I’M F**KING COOKED

:[[[[

this is it for me lil bro💀🙏
shoulda kept my storm predictions to myself because they’re almost always accurate💀
I predicted the tornado risk going up 💀🙏

...

i hope you’ll be okay..
even if you probably won’t be..

the high is supposed to be like 90 degrees with this unstable ass atmosphere with the biggest threat coming in at like midnight.

THERE’S ALREADY BEEN 3 INCH HAIL REPORTED💀💀💀

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i don even know what to say other than
i hope you’ll be alright

I live in a single wide.
how do you think that’s gonna go?

just giving you my best wishes
idgaf if they’re childish/unrealistic

Yeah!