LONG AGO ON A DISTANT PLANET, I, ARMUS, THE SHAPESHIFTING MASTER OF DARKNESS, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL. BUT A FOOLISH SECURITY OFFICER, WIELDING A MAGICAL MACE, STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME. BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HER INTO THE FUTURE.. WHERE MY EVIL IS LAW! NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN THE PAST.. AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS ARMUS! TACTICAL TASH
