this man is my role model

I want to become friends with this man so i can witness postmortem plinko

mine

Place fireworks in my dead corpse and make someone set them off when everyone else least expects it

I want my family to mix my ashes with glitter and explode it

I would play still alive at my funeral because why not

I want to play "Dead!¨ and "Bring me to life"

Play The Light Behind Your Eyes >:)

eat your heart out
https://voca.ro/1oWubn2IOfKI
i already pirated the sheet music

Beautiful. *sniffs* Beautiful.

Fling my coffin into a croc-infested lake and watch the crocs try to get my body.

I’ll make the others roast me. The ones who roast me the hardest will be made to Roll me down in a barrel full of slime all while loud menacing music is played followed by “WHAT THE SIGMA?!”
(/j)

Set my coffin on fire rigged with explosives while I'm floating away on a boat. Viking funeral.

badass

Yeah the vikings did that but instead of explosives they just let the boat burn in the water

Have my corpse sitting up at my funeral and have it occasionally send electricity to make my hand move, then when the services are done, my body should burst into flames on the spot

but with those cool colored flames