I just had a milkshake and it’s going to kill me

Saike: *drunk af after one drink too*

(I did this before you)

Maybe I’ll draw something like this with my characters

Fantomé: *can f**king tank 10 glasses of whiskey without getting drunk*

X: *does the same and shakes his head a bunch*

Fantomé: *downs 3 more glasses* getting a little tipsy?

X: *downs 3 more* Nah I'm f-f-fine

Fantomé: slurring your words a bit. *downs 4 glasses*

X: *down four more* 8// ;3 _8!3

Fantomé: *downs 2 glasses* i think you should stop drinking-

X: *does two more* 8 #@8$ 8// ;3 _8!3

Fantomé: ._.

X: *shakily puts a thumbs up*

Fantomé: i think you should stop- *sips another glass*

185: ten? That's insultingly low. Bump the numbers to 82 and then we'll talk.
Reddit Cam: 185, you know that I'm right here, right? Alcohol doesn't effect Russians like me as it does with Americans like you.

Fantomé: I would go to 82 but I would die of liver failure before I get there

Tekai: Let me guess, Drinking competition

Fantomé: yup, and I think I won

Tekai: How much did he drink

Fantomé: over 62

Tekai: Jeez, well I'll get him back home

Fantomé: alright then

*her and X disappear into dark energy*

X: I...be fine

*Drinks another*

Fantomé: *takes the whiskey away from X* yeah you aren't fine

X: *takes more* buh uh

Fantomé: -_- *hides the alchohol from X*

X: *suddenly has more*

Fantomé: stop-

X: I Xylone, me be fine

Fantomé: clearly you aren't fine.

X: *slurred*'Prove it

Fantomé: your slurred speech, obviously

*a sudden aura surrounds him and he's back to normal*

X: nuh uh

Fantomé: wha-

X: come on!

Fantomé: ._.

X: *drinks more*

Fantomé: *also drinks more ig*

*he drinks around 62 drinks before passing out*

Fantomé: *stopped drinking way before that because she doesn't want to die of liver failure

Tekai: *teleports in* oh there you are

Fantomé: oh hello

Saike: h o w

Fantomé: skills.

X: same bro

(LIE)

Famtomé: hm, want to have a drinking contest then?

X: sure!

Fantomé: *gets out a few bottles of whiskey and some glasses* ready?

X: alright! *He takes off his mask*

Fantomé: 3… 2… 1 *once she says one she takes a bottle, poors it into a glass and chugs it*

X: *does the same*

Famtomé: *quickly downs three glasses, still not drunk*