RP with Hada

X: *g-mod ragdolling*

Hada Matt: (f**k this guy again?) Hello stranger!

X: *stops* oh hi Matt

Hada Matt: yes. Matt. that's me.

X: ur acting kinda weird

hada Matt: Sorry... head hurts.

X: yeah stop being so harsh on yourself

Hada Matt: huh?

(do I have depression or something?)

X: you're always so hard on yourself, you should take a break

Hada Matt: Um... boo hoo... I'm depressed as f**k.

X: *slap* no

Hada Matt: *melts slightly*

X: ,':|

Hada Melt: sorry... new thing I was testing out

X: eh *breakdancing* join me, it'll cure your depression

Hada Matt: Um... (how tf-)

X: IP did it so can you

Hada Matt: *They try, fall, and then melt away*

X: Where'd you go?

*he left again*

X: whatever *continues*

Sunny: *sips smoothie*

Violet: Welp. all's well that ends well :D

Sunny: ._.

Hada Matt: (I have a wife? OH GOD I HAVE A WIFE AND A KID!)

Sunny: …Matt?

hada Matt: I'm sure my wife is very understanding and not at all obsessive of me!

Sunny: I've seen social media posts from your wife, she might be just a little tiny bit obsessive *looks around out of paranoia of Violet being nearby*
Hoshi: *looks at Sunny* papa :>

Hada Matt: oh she is?

Sunny: uh yeah

Hada Mat: I'm sure it's fi- *He gets stabbed by Violet*

Sunny: ._. *cover’s hoshi’s eyes*

Violet: STOP PRETENDING TO BE MY HUSBAND!

Hada: *melts away*

Sunny: uh-
Hoshi: *cant see*

Hada Matt: (god this guy again?) hello stranger!

Sunny: *also has Hoshi because that's his son* oh hey Matt

Hada Matt: Yes... that's me... Matt.

Sunny: …Matt are you okay?
Hoshi: *toddler noises*

Hada Matt: yeah... My head hurts.

Sunny: uh okay?
Hoshi: :P

Hada Matt: ANyways what have you been up to?

Sunny: I've been good, I'm taking Hoshi on a little walk
Hoshi: :>

Hada Matt: cool. can I come?

Sunny: wouldn't your wife want you home soon?

Baggy: IM ON TOP OF THE WORLD, B*TCHES!!!

hada Matt: *eating a baby*

(IS HE EATING F**KING LJ LOL)

Baggy: tf

Hada Matt: *looks at Baggy*

...you seen nothing

Blook: "Hoillo"

Milo: oh Hoi mat

Hada Matt: Hello small cat! It's me!

*turns into Milo*

Milo: oh it u!

Hada Milo: hai!

Milo: how u?

Hada Milo: Good!

Milo: das gud

Hada Milo: :D

Milo: :D