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**Mikey Way (4, shy and timid)**: I have a crayon... **Gerard Way (5, loud and energetic)**: Mine is bigger than yours! **Frank Iero (4, mischievous and sneaky)**: I'm going to color the teacher's hair! **Ray Toro (4, quiet but observant)**: That's not a good idea, Frank. **Bob Bryar (4, the peacemaker)**: Let's all share crayons and play nicely. **Gerard:** No! I want to draw a monster on the wall! **Mikey:** (cowering behind a table) Don't draw a monster! It will eat me! **Frank:** (sticks a crayon into Ray's eye) Oops! **Ray:** Ow! That hurt! **Bob:** Please stop, friends. You're making the classroom a mess. **Gerard:** Mess is fun! We're the Blackest Kindergartners! **Teacher (entering the room)**: Oh my gosh, what is going on in here?! **All five kindergartners:** We're causing chaos! **Teacher:** That's not very nice. You need to behave. **Frank:** But it's so much more fun this way! **Ray:** Frank, you're going to get us in trouble. **Mikey:** Please don't tell our mommy! **Teacher:** I'm going to have to talk to your parents. **All five kindergartners:** (in unison) Noooo!