This does indeed make me absurdly hard

may i milketh thee?

You may 🩷

*i milk thee* for your milk is like an eternal fountain of joy

And I will produce it eternally for thee 💦

may i peggeth thee?

You may *spreads ass cheeks*

*dives in it so deep that i drown*

*shoves a whole ahh scuba tank in there too*

*sucks on ur prostate like it’s a nipple*

*prostate pulsates as cum sprays all over the room*

*i erect so hard that i f**king explode ily my cock is leaking cum forever*

*i get the biggest erection in the world and i f**k you til my dick explodes and i go again*

*has been pregnant so much that hips are 6 feet thicc and nipples are leaking milk*

*u reproduce the whole population with our cum*

*is glad that they're all your children*
*bends over begging you for more*

*i coem everywhere until everyone in the whole world drowns and dies and we live*

*gapes asshole and begins to vacuum up the cum*

*cums everywhere and gets u pregnant*

*also cums and gladly bears your children*

feel the urge to kill myself /srs