ah sweet peter griffin

self hatred is mid
Mr L is better

shame we never got Mr. L's identity revealed to us

his dick bout the same size Luigi
theory?

there's no way though, Luigi's in the game too, remember?

but Luigi disappeared and only came back after Mr L left 😱

Mr. L dies in chapter 6 but Luigi shows up in chapter 7 tho

see??
after he died Luigi appeared again

I checked

0.2 inches

matpat made a theory on it so you are WRONG!!
you must’ve check mario

:(

just thinking about how bad i am at being a friend, what else is new

🫂

don't try to make me feel better, we'll end up bonding and then i'll start treating you like shit like i do all my other friends because i f**king suck at being a human

:(

i hate who i am
why does everyone try to convince me i shouldn't

you die i die :]

is that supposed to make me feel better

eh if i can't make you feel better anyway it lets me know i'm a failure so i don't know what to do anymore.

this is why i'm a horrible friend

if you were a horrible friend my slicy dicy streak would have been broken ^^
helping people is just my job.
i fail at everything else so why not.

don't trust thoughts after 9 PM 🙃

happens to me sometimes, but don't let it drag you down

you're stronger than that

tbh it's not really the thoughts themselves that make me upset
it's just that i WANT to love myself but my brain won't let me

lobotomize yourself

lemme help, get in the chair,

do it

I order you