The baby is cute, my ass!

Meanwhile 99% of babies:

You know what? For once, I'll have to agree with you. The other 1 percent that are hideously ugly are the ones who belong to Karens.

Jokes aside, I still hate newborns and absolutely cannot stand the sound of their crying/screaming due to my autism, perfect pitch, and PTSD.

The reason babies cry is due to several reasons, but the only 2 I'm going to state are that they cry to communicate their needs, or due to discomfort, they can't help it honestly.

I get what you're saying, and I am fully aware of those reasons as well as the fact that they cannot help it. However, I still can't take the sound, and so I immediately walk or run away if I hear a crying baby in public. A newborn's cry is the worst kind, though, and so I tend to avoid them at all costs whenever I see one.

Also, bear in mind that some babies are born with colic, a terminal illness that causes babies to constantly scream and cry for unreasonable amounts of time for seemingly no reason whatsoever. Those are the kind I hate the most, and I absolutely refuse to go anywhere near one of them, even if fully equipped with a Bible, a cross, holy water, a hazmat suit, Bluetooth headphones with loud music playing, a K5LA train horn, and a 99.5-foot pole, etc. etc. etc.

Oh, and in case you're wondering, I don't actually support child abuse or killing babies. I just follow along with people who make jokes about it on the Dark Humor stream.

1. I imagine the look people give you when you run out of a store screaming like a child with night terrors as soon as a baby starts crying, while everyone else in the store is just walking around tolerating it and doing what they need to do.

2. Colic is not a terminal illness, it's a crying disorder in babies.

3. I never even accused you of supporting child abuse or killing babies, so why bring it up?

1. I'm 19, so I know better than to scream like that whenever I hear a crying baby, especially not in public. It's my sissified 17-year-old brother who does that, and not just because he claims to be just as upset by the sound as I am, but also on purpose to mock my PTSD.

2. Either way, living with a baby who has it is still a form of torture in my opinion.

3. I know you never accused me. I'm only bringing it up just to clarify in case you've seen any of my memes on the Dark Humor stream involving the Disaster Girl killing her baby brother just for crying too much.

1. I know your 19, and I was simply making fun of your claim that you would run away in terror if you heard a baby crying.

2. I don't really care about what your brother does.

3. It's Dark_Humour, so I really don't care, and I haven't even seen the meme yet.