"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you, for letting me cure and protect you in this refurbished village. Sure, our numbers are small, but I'm hopeful that soon, we'll be able to be more than just a village, but a community of something bigger."
“Hello men. What is about to happen may be traumatic at first. My brother has gone rouge and given himself creative mode. He has made it his goal to kill me as fast as possible. He is currently on his way here. I will not spare you any of the gory details. With access to creative mode, it is likely he sets up a TNT launcher and brings lava buckets. No house will be spared. All of you will either burn or, if you survive, he will kill you personally. But we can run. You can follow me off into the sunset alto never be seen again. This won’t guarantee us safety forever, but it will buy us time to form a better, more thought out plan. Everybody grab whatever resources will be valuable to us and meet back here in one hour.”
“Thank you all for your hospitality! Now, I understand that you did nothing wrong, but I need money, and you idiits will buy sticks for emeralds. All of you are easily replacable, and will be forced to breed with your cousins! Let's go!”
