Some of them almost didn't fail!

"Ahh!" Said the byzantine empire who is getting so small it almost doesn't exist anymore
We need help!
They need help so they call the pope
Hey pope can you help us get rid of the Seljuks? Maybe take back the Holy Land on the way? Come on, I know you want to take back the Holy Land.

BILL WURTZ

1 John 2:22-23

Who is the liar, but he who denies that Jesus is the Christ? This is the antichrist, the one who denies the Father and the Son. Anyone who denies the Son does not have the Father either; He who confesses the Son also has the Father.

Oh shit, what a warrior for christ

Such hypocrisy thou art who hates other Christians and judges them. May the Lord have mercy on your infantile soul.