RP with that stupid piece of shit

Infernal: Your head is built like a upside down cone.

Matt: *blows his brains out*

Infernal: Bitch I do not have any brains. IM A SKELETON! *the head just reforms from the fragments*

*He shot himself*

Infernal: FOOL!

*he's f**king dead idk why you're still here*

Tala: hewo

Matt: ...hi?

X: *appears*

Matt: Oh hey X

X: *grabs Tala* hi there Matt

Matt: who that?

X: my daughter

Matt: Nice.

X: I'm surprised you haven't met her

Leo: :T

Matt: eh, I'm pretty used to people being in my house

Leo: ok..

Matt: make yourself at home. Sodas in the fridge, and don't touch roses cream puffs.

Leo: why not?

Matt: Thats my daughter. she WILL kill us.

Leo: wh.. what

Matt: you heard me

Leo: uh.. ok

Matt: Stupid piece of shit... stupid piece of- oh hey.

Leo: Uh.. you ok?

Matt: I could ask you the same thing. what's with the drawings on your hoodie?

Leo: oh.. nothing

Matt: then same here.

Leo: sorry for asking.. geez

Matt: ...so why are you here?

Leo: where are we?

Matt: This is my house...

Leo: oh shit Sorry

Dynamo: Why hello there, Matt!

Matt: Stupid piece of shit... stupid- Ah Dynamo, right?

Dynamo: Yes. It’s been weeks since we’ve met. How are you?

Matt: Eh, I've been alright. parentings a bitch

Dynamo: I can’t relate to that, sorry

Matt: She stabs my legs if I touch her cream puffs

Dynamo: what?

Matt: Thats what you get when your daughters a demon I guess

Dynamo: oh. That must’ve been annoying

Matt: Very

*Dynamo sighs while drinking some tea.*

Dynamo: how does she even stab you?

Matt: *laughs a bit* Yeah. anyways what's up with you?

Dynamo: Nothing much… Things have been quite… slow…

*He looks his hands.*

Matt: katana

Dynamo: WHAT?! Who gave her that?

Matt: My wife

Dynamo: and why on Earth would she do that?!

Matt: The youth have to protect themselves or whatever she says

Dynamo: That’s insane. Really insane. Have you ever talked against her reasons?

Matt: The hell am I supposed to do? She's a demon.

Dynamo: And you are her husband… sometimes you have to take the throne, and not live under your equals shadow.

Matt: I mean, personally it makes Rose happy, so I don't really care

Dynamo: Oh seriously… -_-

But who am I to judge a family of powerful juggernauts, eh?