Venus

X: *g-mod ragdolling*

Hada Venus: (oh shit this guy again) Hello! Welcome to Venus Cafe!

X: *stops* right, I was waiting in line

Hada Venus: What would you like to order?

X: ☕

Hada Venus: Um... Coffee... right...

*They go pour coffee into the palm of their hand and then plop it onto X's hand*

X: *drinks it* wait a minute

Hada Venus: Whats wrong?

X: you....

Hada Venus: What? I'm just your neighborhood cafe owner!

X: you......didn't make this coffee black

Hada Venus: Sorry I couldn't tell since you only showed me a emoji of it.

*They pours the black coffee onto their hand and plops it on his*

X: could I get a cup

Hada Venus: oh sorry... we don't use cups since they're bad for the environment

X: *pulls out a glass cup*

Hada Venus: Um... that works. *pours it with their hands*

X; what a peculiar way of pouring liquid

Hada Venus: It's a work in progress.

X: okay

Amber: *just arriving to work*

Hada Venus: Ambi! Hi!

Amber: hey Venus

Hada Venus: Welcome to Venus Cafe!

*She looks back at her notes*

Oh wait... I mean, Ready to work?

Amber: *raises an eyebrow* uh, why else would I show up?

Hada Venus: Um... sorry I'm just tired, hehe...

Amber: *can tell something is off*

Hada Venus: ...Um... you should probably get into your stations... or whatever you do. I forgot... sorry.

Amber: you SHOULD remember what I do here, you see me do it every day.

Hada Venus: Um...

*checks notes*

Amber: and you really shouldn't have to look at notes for that.

Hada Venus: Like I said I'm tired... um... time to cook I guess?

Amber: hm… alright then. C’mon

Hada Venus: *follows*

Amber: let's see what you already know. Make a (insert dish that Amber has taught Venus).

Hada Venus: Um... okay...

*Casually makes the dish out of their own flesh while Ambers not looking*

Done!

Amber: That was quick *tastes it*

Hada Venus: :D

(OH NO SHE TASTED IT!!!!)

Amber: *insanely disgusted and quickly goes to the bathroom just to throw up*

Hada Venus: (um... I could blame it on my tiredness again. yeah that will work!)

Amber: *a while later she comes out of the bathroom* that… was NOT (insert dish here).

Hada Venus: Um... yeah it was... I guess I was just tired...

Amber: it was fleshy, it tasted like skin.

Hada Venus: Um... wrong ingredients?

Amber: no, it wasn't even food. Who are you?

Hada Venus; I'm Venus!

Amber: you ARENT Venus.

Hada Venus: Yeah I a-

Venus: Hey Ambi! sorry I'm late, Medea told me to get some stuff from her and I-

Hada Venus: ...

Venus: ...

Amber: …

Venus: Go***amn it another look alike. *She gets out a bat*

Amber: wha-

Hada Venus:EM MORF YAWA LLEH EHT TEG

Venus: 0_0

Amber:

(lmao)

Hada Venus: *Melts away*

Venus:

Amber: …THAT was an experience

Venus: maybe Medea knows something about that...

*the food also melts away*

Amber: I hope so

Medea: *enters the room* Hey guys, I heard backwards screaming.

Amber: oh there you are, there was this fake Venus that turned into slime

Medea: What slime?

Venus; Wha- OH IT WAS RIGHT THERE MAN!

Amber: dammit its gone