Venus

Dynamo: It's been a long time since I've been here...
Byrd: You've been here before?
Setuh: What Byrd said

Hada Venus: (Oh shit not that guy again um...) Welcome to Venus Cafe!

*double checks notes*

Dynamo: Hello. Give me the usual...
Byrd: Oh I've seen this girl before.
Setuh: You have?

Hada Venus: Right... the Usual...

(WHATS THE USUAL WHATS THE USUAL WHATS THE USUAL!?!?!??!)

Dynamo: Well?
Byrd: ...
Setuh: What do you mean by the usual?

HAda Venus: Coming right up! *they say checking their notes*

Dynamo: The usual... Oh yes. I once told Venus to give me one of everything off the menu, which is why I'm saying "The usual". And although it's difficult to believe, she is very fast with the cooking.
Byrd: Ain't no way!
Setuh: You're joking!

Hada Venus: Oh yeah that's it!

*They run into the kitchen, make the food out of flesh, and run back*

Here ya go!

Dynamo: This is... new...
Byrd: O_O
Setuh: Is the food here always this fleshy?

Hada Venus: Oh we just experimented with new ingredients

(please don't eat it now please don't eat it now please don't eat it now)

Dynamo: New ingredients? With flesh?

*Byrd and Setuh poke the food*

Hada Venus: kcuf ho!

Dynamo and Setuh: ??????

Byrd: You're that guy who tried to be ME!

*His hands darken.*

Venus: WAIT NOT INSIDE OF THE CAFE- I JUST RENOVATED!

Byrd: I WILL- ... hollup, you renovated this place?
Dynamo: oh. I forgot to mention the appearance. It's quite more sophisticated.

Venus: yeah it's actually quite nice- and it's gone.

Hada: *gone*

Setuh: Shit.

Venus: ...anyways the usual?

Dynamo: Yes please!
Byrd: I really need a refresher.
Setuh: Let's see what you have

Venus: *gets them the usual, minus the flesh*

*They eat without worries.*

Hada Venus: ...*melts a bit*

Dynamo: Because... I want to have my food.

*The aura stays the same*

Hada Venus: I gave you your food. and the best chairs are outside.

Dynamo: Yes. And I don't care about those chairs... And I'm not letting a lady like you ruin my appetite. SO!

Can we eat?^^

Hada Venus: *sighs* fine...

Dynamo: Thank you for the negotiation. Now, let's eat.

*The three start eating.*

Hada Venus: ...

Byrd: The tortilla's a bit off...
Setuh: Eh...
(They haven't swallowed yet.)

Hada Venus: ...

*kinda melting?*

*The three stand up with the food in their mouth.*

Venus: :)

(oh god I had PTSD when typing this)

(•_•)

(I know what you're talking about)

*They pay for the food*

Venus; Was it good?

Dynamo: Marvellous!
Byrd: Nice!
Setuh: Brilliant!

Hada Venus: How is it?

Dynamo: I will regret ever doing this...

*He nods at the others.*

Hada Venus: ...

*They spit the food onto Hada Venus, before gagging a lot.*

*It absorbs back into Hada while they're not looking*

Byrd: OH SHIT! I NEARLY SWALLOWED THE ENTIRE THING!
Setuh: AUGGGGHHH!!!
Dynamo: This is NOT what the cafe is!

Hada Venus; I'm terribly sorry-

Venus: Hey how did you guys get in here, the cafe isn't even open yet-

Hada Venus: ...

Venus: ...

Dynamo: Another Venus?
Byrd: Oh my god...
Setuh: ????

Venus: A faker for me? Really?

Hada Venus: *Melting*

Byrd: You're melting... Wait a damn MINUTE!

Hada Venus; No it's... tortilla?

Byrd: OOH! YES!
Setuh: TORTILLA!
Dynamo: Hold your horses you two! ... Tortilla? In a cafe?

Hada Venus: ...yes.

Dynamo: Right... Let's dig in.

*The three are about to eat their food.*

Hada Venus: Wait! How about you try the new seats outside

Dynamo: Venus... Let me tell you something...

Hada Venus: yeah?

Dynamo: Do you know why I'm paying you a lot of money?

Hada Venus: why?

Byrd: Lord Dynamo...
Setuh: Calm down now...

*A slight aura of danger comes from Dynamo.*