SO YOU WANT AN INFORMATIONAL MEETING? YEAH I WOULD LOVE TO WORK HERE. I WAS TOLD TO ASK FOR A MENTORSHIP... WELL I CAN'T PRONOUNCE YOUR LAST NAME SO I'M GOING TO PRETEND TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE; I'M ALSO GOING TO BLACK LIST YOU, ENCOURAGE MY SECURITY GUARDS TO HARASS YOU AND TREAT YOU AS A RISK WHILE I TELL EXECUTIVES TO EXPLOIT YOU AND SUGGEST THAT YOU KILL YOURSELF WHILE I PROMOTE THEM WHILE I STEAL YOUR IDEAS.