what would y'all do if I broke into your house

i would ask what you're in my house for

and if it's to murder me then i throw a chair at you

NO NO WAI-

so you ARE here to murder me it seems *agressively throws a chair to your face*

*ascends through the ceiling*

wtf is going on

*Teenage Wasteland starts playing loudly*

bruh

I'm not okay

i can tell

Force you to play Mario kart

Try me, I have a little sister

Same

I'd tie you to a chair and force you to learn the entire history and lore of fallout

ight

assume i was hallucinating

LOL

Ask why you’re here, then react accordingly

Say hi

greetings