ChaosInsurgencyDriver's Announcement Template

well the anniversary is coming really close

what that means?

1 year since the saucekuum

May 27 or 28

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on may 27th we burn Andrew at the stake

and the stream returns to its old glory

why are we planning a coup 😭

because violence is fun. 👍

ascension of Christ, signaling the end of days

*no ascension noises😔*

doom of the world

oops my bad
i caused it
*ascension noises*

damn you

damn me indeed

the end of time itself.

the best thing ever

the end of existence.

*heavenly ascension*

the end of reality in and of anything else

HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAA

death himself

*heavenly ascension, only because of the thought of dying.*

the doomed essence of the end of not only reality and time, but the omniverse.

let's throw a party!

refracturing the end of all feasible things known

slaughter!

yes.

murder.

f**k yes.

death

OH F**K YES

no idea

me

me

oh god the chaos car

...

grenade time

F**K NO NO NO

one time a guy pink candied the entire spawn wave

we won too

one time I was the lone MTF vs an entire chaos wave but I had cola and a bunch of med-kits + scp-500

we won because of a spawnwave and the pure god send that is pre 13.5 cola

i miss the old cola

it was like being on LSD without the hallucinations

we all will, but new 1853 is a much needed buff

I call 1853 "Crack"

I call 1853 "swamp gooch"

i call 018 the "elevator f**ker"

I call 018 the "kill everything in this room and then the next"

funny thing is that I was actually trying to break a micro door with ball, and it broke every door BESIDES the micro door and killed my guard friend right next to me

lmfao

I call 268 the "on second thought f**k no"

i scream Allahu Akbar before using the jailbird when its orange or when eating a pink candy

I play ASGORE or The Grand Finale through my soundboard when I get a jailbird

when I'm about to explode, I go "WATCH THIS SPIDERMAAAN!"

I micspam more than I talk 💀

I talk alot more than I micspam, but if I do micspam, I either cant talk at the time or its a funny scenario

or I'm playing site-12 in a pre-game. you know site-12?

i play Dr, Bright's Mayhem

or FoundationX

I play chaos theory or arcadia