official round 2

i unite the malay race by destroying MDMG

Ill use all power to protect

you're cooked

And I can call bing chilling to help

im literally a superpower lil bro

Bro thinks hes the main character😂

Ach hen

yeah i'm soloing both of you

Nuh uh

I'm here

wait coach put me in i want to commit war crimes

what country

japan cuz im a weeb

I'll give you Taiwan

Oh alright

already taken by mario

damn

south korea?

mario.

aint right man

Ill give mario vietnam and capture the rest of indochina

Ok

i'm thinking of making poultry today

so i'm just gonna invade (technically) a part of europe (türkiye)

I invade the Korean peninsula

And Japan

Hey wait, that isn't right!

hey do I still dominate NA in this verse

You don't

Cuz I snapped with my leg fingers

dibs turkey

taken by simon