yo, who wanna do a hazbin hotel rp?

Xnile: *walking around with his Chaos staff*

(Alias, Known as the Dreaded Stray Overlord, as he killed anyone, including overlords that disrespected him)

*Roxy was still texting*

Roxy: man, i swear if Cernea lost those keys again...

Xnile: *he peered over and looked at her*

*Roxy was texting to someone, muttering to herself*

Roxy: i hate it when she loses the keys...

Xnile: what seems to be the problem?

Roxy: HOLY-

*Roxy fumbles drops the phone. she gives you the "bruh" look and picked her phone back up*

Roxy: dammit it's broken...ill have to get Nix to fix it...

*Roxy looks at you. she hasn't recognized you yet*

Roxy: who the hell are you?!

Xnile: Xnile, a pleasure to meet you, here allow me to fix that for you

Roxy: uhhhh okaayyy?

*Roxy was confused but reluctantly gives you it*

Roxy: if your going to steal it, just get it over with.

*black energy forms around it, then disappearing with the phone completely fixed*

*Roxy whistled*

Roxy: damn that was actually kinda cool. can i have it back?

Xnile: *hands it over*

Roxy: thanks..

*Roxy looks at you for a second, as if studying you*

Roxy: hmm...where the hell have I've seen you before....

Xnile: ...

Roxy:

*Roxy squinted her yellow eyes, thinking hard*

Roxy: ugh, god dammit why is my memory just so bad?

Xnile: *still just standing there smiling*

*Roxy remembers*

Roxy: oh shit...OH SH-

Xnile: oh you remember now

Roxy: yeah, my memory is really bad. ADHD, ya know? anyways, first of, bye.

*Roxy runs*

Xnile: hmm?

*Roxy Ran out, and hid, thinking "oh HELLLLL no, did i just talk to a f**king serial killer?!"*

Xnile: *chuckling then Disappears*

*Roxy looks around*

Roxy: huh where did he go?

*he appears behind her in a burst of flames*

Xnile: where ya going?

Roxy: OH SH-

*Roxy stumbles and fell flat on her face. she mumbled something that sounds a lot like "dammit..."*

Xnile: *chuckling*

*Roxy got back up and backed away*

Roxy: what the hell do you want?!

Xnile: entertainment

*Roxy raised an eyebrow*

Roxy: whoa, what you mean by that? that sounds really wrong.

Xnile: oh trust me I'm not like... Valentino....

Roxy: Angel's boss? ugh he's a f**king hopeless perv...anyways, so if it's not that, then the hell do you mean "entertainment"?! isnt that Alastor's thing?

Xnile: you think murdering people will give you the dopamine it did a hundred years ago but not really

Roxy: geez, well don't kill me, do kill some other demons!

Xnile: I know I know, I'm just bored and don't know what to do

Roxy: uhhhhhh have you tried killing giants?

Xnile: giants?

*Roxy looks mildly suprised*

Roxy: you know, big, ugly dudes who likes to escape to the mortal realm and eat up people because they like bone marrows?

Xnile: hmm, haven't heard of those types, show me where I can find one

Roxy: oh it's easy. just go up to the mortal realm, and look for a place where there's been manslaughter or piles of dead bodies. oh you might wanna bring something to block the smell. ugh the smell...

Xnile: can't go to the mortal realm, I've been dead for 325 years

Roxy: daaaammmnnn that sucks. welp, idk what else to tell ya.

Xnile: hmph, I'll have to find something else to do then

Roxy: uh-huh, ok...

Xnile: well what should I do now?

Roxy: idk, mass murder? i like to annoy Lucifer. heheh, that short guy has temper...

Xnile: oh Lucifer? I haven't seen him in a while, maybe he'd like a rematch...

Roxy: wait wut?

Xnile; maybe he's stronger this time

Roxy: HOL UP WUT

X: hm?

Roxy: what do you mean REMATCH?!

Xnile: im pretty sure rematch has one meaning

Roxy: wait so you fought, like physically, with LUCIFER?!

Xnile: mhmm

*Roxy looks at you wide eyed*

Xnile; it indeed was one of the most thrilling fights of my life

*Roxy gives you the look that someone would if they were talking to a suicidal person*

Roxy: damn...

Xnile: might you know where he is?