YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL BECAUSE YOU BUY A $500 PHONE WITH A PICTURE OF A FRUIT ON IT? WELL, GUESS WHAT? THEY COST $8 TO MAKE AND I PEE ON EVERY ONE! I HAVE MADE A FORTUNE OFF YOU CHUMPS AND I'VE INVESTED IT ALL IN MICROSOFT. NOW MY BOYFRIEND BILL GATES AND I KISS EACH OTHER ON A PILE OF YOUR MONEY!