“you should read objectified comic it’s peak” objectified comic:

guys I swear I like the character designs

i swear on gargoyle, i only read it for the plot and characters

on gestalt bro the way things are so well thought out and detailed
And those PARASITE designs bro

Wyf

*wtf

helm gnaw

"dude why do you hate object shows"
"uh

just personal preference"

oh bhAHAH
and then the American one is Lian

HAHAH YES

Them: "HOWW HOW DID YOU DO THAT"
Lian: "I dunno I just
do it really fast"

LMAO

oh also this game has a little bit of lgbtq representation i think!!

oh really
tell me (if there are any in the first chapter here)

no spoilers, just one of the bosses
this is KING Croacus

how so

he's just referred to as King Croacus

Oh
Also I think prognosticus is a play on prognosis

makes sense

I'm sorry man
I'll watch it I will
I was just surprised for goodness sake

i'm sorry it's just my favorite video game of all time, my favorite story ever written, and my favorite entry in the Mario franchise, and the first thing you said about it was something negative

I didn't not say "ugghhh 11 hours"
I said "oh wow! 11 hours! They don't make them like they used to!"

i'm sorry i misunderstood
we've been over this i'm f**king stupid and short-fused

Please do not get upset
You're perfectly fine
It was completely fair to assume that especially considering my usual use for that template

ok so something i think you'll like (aside from the story) is the character designs

I like bleck

YOOO THAT LOOKS SO COOL

Thx

wait don't watch the whole 11 hours in 1 sitting
split it into like 1 chapter a day or something

Oh of course not
If I see like a marker or something I'll stop

your marker is when Mario gets a pure heart

there's a guy with a cloak and a long stache giving him one I think
is it right

what

The screen says "you got a pure heart" so I'm going to assume that's it

oh yeah that's a good stopping point for now i think

K

fun fact: this game is probably why i'm so creative

Oh

well don't sound TOO upset about it

no dude that was a surprise "Oh"

it's just that when you say "Oh" there's no clear meaning and my mind always goes to the worst possible one

my bad shoulda put "Oh cool"

yeah

But cool!!

yeah :)
this guy actually partially inspired Lian's personality and looks

He looks cool
I can see it

ye :)

swagtastic guy

Lian and Koops at the Shy People With Short Sleeved Hoodies convention:

I don't think I've ever seen a short sleeved hoodie

me neither tbh

yeah. 😞

i'm not even gonna ask how because it's just gonna make me angry and we'll repeat what happened yesterday
what i WILL say is
PLAY (or watch a playthrough of) SUPER PAPER MARIO YOU WILL AGREE WITH ME THAT IT IS THE BEST STORY EVER WRITTEN

I'm not saying you're SUPPOSED to complete them in one sitting
I'm saying that sometimes people attempt to do that
Like speedrunners
but that's impossible with this game

impossible huh

Oh wow
To be completely fair this is my first time looking into it

dang!!!

8qhsh7.gif (click to show) Bryce and his sisters doing spm any% runs

yeah that's probably his favorite video game genre
Terri probably has the shortest time out of the three

just saying that because of the three Canadian flags lmao

Okedoke
Which game

Super Paper Mario (2007)

11 hours

well it's a triple A rpg what did you expect

I mean that is the LONGEST I have EVER seen a game be
back then they really made it so you were NOT ABLE to play it in one sitting

that is quite literally the point of an RPG

I wouldn't know man!!! I don't play em often!!!!!

there are very few video games that you're supposed to complete in one sitting
that was kind of a stupid assumption

there are MUCH longer games this is nothing

CALM DOWN GRRR

IT'S MY FAVORITE F**KING GAME AND YOU'RE TRASHING IT WITH AN OVERUSED MEME TEMPLATE BEFORE YOU'VE EVEN READ THE FIRST LINE OF DIALOGUE

it's not a 3 hour indie game

i wish it was longer

seriously what did you expect

grr stop sending me comments while it type 😡😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡😡😡😡🤬😡😡

I'm telling you I have never in my LIFE seen anything like this in any other object show I swear they're all just silly joke shows usually

yeah yeah tell it to the block button /j

NOOO
but dead serious half the shows are just *drops comically large anvil*

i guess it's just the "serious ones" that i hate
because like
you expect me to feel things for a frying pan with crudely drawn legs??

I can only think of two that are like that (I do like them a lot but whatever)
most are silly!!!

i might give one of the silly ones a chance someday but idk
i just don't get how any serious one could be taken, well, seriously

Alright
If you do, I can recommend some

ok

ik you're not gonna understand this but the very first show/movie to make me cry was an object show
I don't even know why
Maybe because it was more easy for me to consume coz I like object shows but it hit me in the feels

🗿