quandale's back; i met bubbers in a casino and gambled all of his college savings (WHERE AM I GOING NOW)
That one texan dude shot my alligator with a rifle (BANG BANG)
So i set his pokemon collection on fire (AHHHH IT BURNS)
DeaHarremi got a viral mugshot (snap sfx)
Yachi was arrested for smuggling meth across the border (QUE PASO?)
(mwahahahaha)