Greetings! Quandalius Dingle the Second here! *Trumpet fanfare*
My neighbor, John Juandale the Forth, stuck his hand outside the window, while riding a chariot…
And a rider-by cut it off with a cutlass. (Oh God!) I drank from a different village’s, well and it started the next Cholera outbreak. *Fart.mp3, followed by scream*
The Chinese invented fireworks, so I lit one and pointed it at my brother. (NO!) And blew him into a bloody mess. *Explosion and blood splattering*
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