To the guy who made that:
I hope your pillow is warm on both sides, so you can’t sleep.
I hope one side of your headphones stops working, so you have to just awkwardly sit in silence.
I hope your foot falls asleep, so when you wake up for your job, you trip and fall on the way out of bed.
(All just a joke, but I’d probably pull these out for real if someone said that to me XD)
