Got kidnapped by China now I love the CCP
got kidnapped by Kim Jong Un he showed me his pp
Got kidnapped by Justin Trudeau fed me maple syrup
Kidnapped by Joe Biden but he couldn't hear up
I be getting nabbed cause they know I'm fire
This actually happened my pants aren't on fire
My nose ain't growing like how Pinocchio does
Kidnapped by Putin but he don't know me tho bruh
They know that I'm that [censored] so they try to get me hit up
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
They know that I'm that [censored so they try to get me hit up
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Got kidnapped by China now I love the CCP
got kidnapped by Kim Jong Un he showed me his PP
Got kidnapped by Justin Trudeau fed me maple syrup
Kidnapped by Joe Biden he couldn't hear up
I be getting nabbed cause they know I'm fire
This actually happened my pants aren't on fire
My nose ain't growing like how Pinocchio does
Kidnapped by Putin but he don't know me tho bruh
Kidnapped by Ceaser I didn't know he existed
Kidnapped by China again what the frick man
shoutout to uhh who's that one guy oh yeah shout out to obama
free jimmy he killed like 15 [censored] but he ain't that bad