Bagels

Amber: *sips chocolate milk*

Mercury: *Holds sign* Hello. I'd like to order a coffee

Amber: okay! *quickly makes a coffee*

Mercury: *waiting*

Amber: *hands Mercury the coffee* that’ll be [insert price here]!

Mercury: *walks off without paying*

Amber: uh ma’am-

Asher: hi there

Mercury: *holds up sign* "hello. who are you?"

Asher: I'm Asher

Mercury: "cool name. you ash stuff? I guess?"

Asher: no

Mercury: "Huh. then what do you do?"

Asher: I'm a firefighter and a medic

Sexorcist: "Hey there~

(MOMMY-)

Milo: hoi!

(No)

Mercury: *Holds up sign* Kitty.

Milo: ?

Mercury: ...

(He can't read, can he?)

(He can
just confuse)

Milo: why no talk?

Mercury: "my mouth hurts when I do"

Milo: oh