Pov: You see Venus and Medea staring at a dead body

Byrd: Dead bodies... Am I right?

*He lights up a blunt and smokes.*

Robot: huh.
Brick: Sad.

Medea: he deserved it

Venus: MEDEA WHAT THE F**K?!

Byrd: ... what?
Robot: You're the one who killed him?
Brick: Eh... Nothing we can do about that.

Medea: he flirted with me so I stabbed him with a knife 37 times.

Byrd: The f**k is wrong with you?
Robot: Y-you could've just said no...
Brick: Heh. Sorry. It's funny. The way you said it. It's actually funny. The amount of times that you stabbed this guy really takes the f**king biscuit. I could almost imagine how you did it. HAhaha.

Medea: Eh nothing I can do. anyways... *She hands Byrd a potion*

Byrd: What's this potion?

Medea: I need you to lace this on the body.

Byrd: Uh... sure. I'll try.

Medea: *Waits*

Venus: *Nervous*

*Robot and Brick step back a bit.*

Brick: Just do it, Uncle Byrd.
Byrd: Alright! I'll do it!

*He laces the potion onto the dead body.*

Medea; I feel you.

Venus:

*Robot drops the whole lot onto his uncle and sister.*

Byrd: AH-
Brick: Oh poop.

Medea: Alright, everyone stand back.

*Byrd, Robot, and Brick take a few steps back again.*

Byrd: Is this some sorta revival?

Medea: *smiling* nope.

*The corpse burns instantly and then disappears*

Medea: one hell of a poison, right?

Byrd: Nah. I've seen better. But it's cool, gotta give it to ya.
Robot: Whoa...
Brick: Tell me about it.

Medea: Basically it makes people spontaneously combust into flames. also if you touch the ashes, you will also die. so don't.

Byrd: Hmm... Again, it's cool.

*He looks at the potion he still has in his hand.*

Medea: can someone get us Marshmellows, crackers, and chocolates?

*Byrd and Brick look at Robot.*

Byrd: Please?
Robot: Fine...

*He goes away to get the request.*

Medea: Thank you!

Venus: O_O

*Robot comes back with three gallons of everything that was ordered.*

Robot: I had to beat up an evil, old lady just to get these.

Corn: ._.
Mellow: •_•

Venus: I know right?

Medea: He deserved it.

Corn: :/
Mellow: *scared*

Asher: !!!

Medea: *she sighs as her curse marks glow*

"Pour it on him"

*Asher starts to move on his own*

Asher: huh!?

Medea: Thank you!

*Asher laces the potion on the body*

Asher: *he steps back* Ah! I didn't want to do that...

Medea: Thank you. *The body combusts into flames* S'mores anyone?

Asher: AH! *Points his arms out at the fire and it extinguishes*

Medea: *slaps him away*

Asher: ow!

Medea: Oh hello.

Venus: This isn't what it looks like I swear!

Asher: ...okay... *Mind: there's something about them...*

Medea: *takes out potion* Hey kid. can you pour this on the sleeping guy? it's just a little prank

Asher: ummm no

Medea: come on. whats the harm in a little fun?

Asher: I don't even know what that is

Medea: Just some soda.

Asher: still... I don't want too

Medea; it won't hurt him, don't worry

Asher: I said I don't want to

Amber: ._.

Medea: Nope. just do it.

Amber: -_- fine *laces the potion on the corpse*

Medea: Alright stand back.

Amber: *stands back*

*the body combusts into flames*

Medea: Alright, Amber, get the marshmallows. Venus, get the sticks, crackers and chocolate bars.

Venus:

Amber: MEDEA WHAT THE F**K.

Medea: One hell of a poison, am I right? *she says sitting down* Marshmellows please.

Amber: *eye twitching* ...they're gonna be pissed at me when they hear about this...

Medea: *making s'mores over the dead fire*

*some holy light appears over Amber*
Amber: ah shi- *a bright light flashes and she is gone*

Medea: Cool, bye Amber.

Venus: AMBER!

*...*

(Medea casually f**king up Ambers reputation is hilarious)

(Yea lmao)

Medea: He deserved it

Venus: MEDEA WHAT THE F**K?!

Amber: Medea what did he do-

Medea: He flirted with me, and so I stabbed him 37 times

Venus: YOU KEPT COUNT?!

Amber: ...just because he flirted with you doesn't mean you had to stab him, you could've just, smacked him so hard that his jaw and nose breaks

Venus: yeah thats- wait what.

Medea: Eh, past is in the past. *she puts on gloves and takes out a potion*

Amber: I'll revive him then take care of the lawsuit.

Medea: No need. *hands her the potion*

Amber: what's this?

Medea: Just lace it on the body and all our worries are over.

Amber: let me guess, it's either gonna dissolve the body or bring him back to life?