Pov: You see Venus and Medea staring at a dead body

Amber: ._.

Medea: He deserved it

Venus: MEDEA WHAT THE F**K?!

Amber: Medea what did he do-

Medea: He flirted with me, and so I stabbed him 37 times

Venus: YOU KEPT COUNT?!

Amber: ...just because he flirted with you doesn't mean you had to stab him, you could've just, smacked him so hard that his jaw and nose breaks

Venus: yeah thats- wait what.

Medea: Eh, past is in the past. *she puts on gloves and takes out a potion*

Amber: I'll revive him then take care of the lawsuit.

Medea: No need. *hands her the potion*

Amber: what's this?

Medea: Just lace it on the body and all our worries are over.

Amber: let me guess, it's either gonna dissolve the body or bring him back to life?

Medea: Cool, bye Amber.

Venus: AMBER!

*...*

(Medea casually f**king up Ambers reputation is hilarious)

(Yea lmao)

Medea: Nope. just do it.

Amber: -_- fine *laces the potion on the corpse*

Medea: Alright stand back.

Amber: *stands back*

*the body combusts into flames*

Medea: Alright, Amber, get the marshmallows. Venus, get the sticks, crackers and chocolate bars.

Venus:

Amber: MEDEA WHAT THE F**K.

Medea: One hell of a poison, am I right? *she says sitting down* Marshmellows please.

Amber: *eye twitching* ...they're gonna be pissed at me when they hear about this...

Medea: *making s'mores over the dead fire*

*some holy light appears over Amber*
Amber: ah shi- *a bright light flashes and she is gone*

meanwhile me staring at it

so the dead body is a boykisser

nah that's me

but in context, the person who is that is saying "you like kissing boys, don't you" Therefore accusing the dead body of being a boykisser

fair

Asher: !!!

Medea: *she sighs as her curse marks glow*

"Pour it on him"

*Asher starts to move on his own*

Asher: huh!?

Medea: Thank you!

*Asher laces the potion on the body*

Asher: *he steps back* Ah! I didn't want to do that...

Medea: Thank you. *The body combusts into flames* S'mores anyone?

Asher: AH! *Points his arms out at the fire and it extinguishes*

Medea: *slaps him away*

Asher: ow!

Medea: Oh hello.

Venus: This isn't what it looks like I swear!

Asher: ...okay... *Mind: there's something about them...*

Medea: *takes out potion* Hey kid. can you pour this on the sleeping guy? it's just a little prank

Asher: ummm no

Medea: come on. whats the harm in a little fun?

Asher: I don't even know what that is

Medea: Just some soda.

Asher: still... I don't want too

Medea; it won't hurt him, don't worry

Asher: I said I don't want to

Medea is if Rose were an adult that went through trauma-