RP with lad of fire and hell

Tekai: hello again

Infernal: Hello.

Tekai: have you seen X?

Infernal: Nope. That asshole is nowhere.

Tekai: I'm Worried, he's been gone for 3 days

Infernal: I really do not care about them.

Tekai: well I do...

Infernal: Why even care for such a foolish being?

Tekai: because he's my husband

Infernal: Well why are they such a asshole to ME?

Tekai: I dunno, it seems like you two are both assholes to each other

*Infernal would have some slight blue flames but that would quickly be changed to orange*

Tekai: ???

Infernal: I cannot believe I'm saying this but... lets find X.

Tekai: really?

Infernal: Yes. Now lets make haste. *Infernal floats up a bit with some fire coming from his hands*

Tekai: okay just let me call someone

Infernal: How be a husband of such a crazy and infuriating being?

*wife

Tekai: because he's different around you then me

Infernal: What even is he like?

Tekai: Nice, easy going, respectful

Neo: "Uhm… hewwo?"

*Infernal would stand over Neko like a titan*

Neo: "Wow, mister, you’re tall."

Atlas: Sup

Infernal: Want some tobacco?

Atlas: nah, I don't smoke

*Infernal would be puffing fumes from his flaming skull*

Atlas: that's cool... you're like ghostrider

Infernal: DO NOT COMPARE ME TO THAT WANNABE! IM THE ORIGINAL!

Atlas: ILL COMPARE YOU TO WHATEVER F**KING COMIC CHARACTER I WANT TO JACKASS

Infernal: I WILL RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB THEN USE YOUR INTESTINES AS A BELT!

Atlas: GUESS WHAT! THAT WONT DO SHIT! THIS BODY ISNT EVEN ME! IM THIS GEM *points to the gem in his eye*

*infernal would just grab Atlas by the throat then starts gutting them like a fish with his bare claws*

*a bunch of black goop comes out instead of blood and guts* Atlas: guess what jackass... *the goop forms into tentacles and grab Infernal*

*Infernals flames would be blue*

Doctor Dont-do-Drugs: Remember, doing drugs is bad for your health.

Infernal: Why even? Im already dead.

Doctor Dont-do-Drugs: To advise you to do not do drugs because you will get cancer and it is impossible to heal