I think you're just horny

horny ass

i am not feeling you on this one

Wtf

God removed our tails as he knew how horni we'd get.

Removed as in lost them when we evolved

If humans had tails then you epuld not be able to sit in a chair without being uncomfortable, you would constantly kick it while running, so on.

NAH NOT ON THE PLAYBOY CARTI SUBREDDIT NAH!