The Babylon Bee was supposed to be satire

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-declares-his-administration-will-never-leave-anyone-behind-with-the-exception-of-american-hostages-being-held-by-hamas-americans-in-afghanistan-americans-murdered-by-illegal-immigrants-

It doesn't have to be all satire. They can include facts too, you know.

My point was "you can't make this shit up!"