Not bro checking his nails every two episodes UGH SUCH A KING

His ears are much larger than I thought.

Sounds weird, but they look fluffy.

all the more reason for SKRITCHIES

For what?

skritchies
(weeb term for scratches/pets)

He's a 7 foot grown man. I don't think it's either possible or recommendable.

you grow or shrink once you get to hell. I'm probably gonna grow cause my ego is big if and when I get to hell, work my way into his friend group until he respects me enough to let me pet, and then I have a powerful overlord/emotional support boi on my side. #planahead

We'll show him the concept of pre-recording.

I am looking forward to hearing your scream on the radio. Nobody pets the Radio Demon.

at least my talents would be put to use. AND ROSIE PETS HIM. I JUST HAVE TO GET TO THAT LEVEL.

When'd she do that?

✨oh deer✨

lol ikr

Comedy Gold.

Sadly, the mug is sold out.

Man, his hands are that interesting to himself

he just doesn't want to look at all the inferior asshats

I don't blame him, I do that all the time.
What in the seven circles are those tags?

wow you really read the tags
BUT HES SUCH A KING I CANT

I mean, why not check your nails every hour or so?

EXACTLY

We can agree that he is cool.

Yes indeedy.