Your birthday would determine which communist regions you will get deported to! January: Rojava!
February: Zapatista Territories!
March: Belarus!
April: Wa State!
May: Eritrea!
June: Marinaleda!
July: Cuba!
August: North Korea!
September: Vietnam!
October: Zhongguo!
November: Free Communes!
December: Laos! Good luck surviving there, pals!