QUANDALE DINGLE; QUANDALE DINGLE LETO XVI; MALE; 21; HUMAN; CHAOTIC EVIL; ABILITY TO COMMIT MULTIPLE CRIMES, LARGE FAMILY, GOOFY AHH REALITY MANIPULATION; EVERYTHING; GOOFY AHH MEMES; WHAT'S UP GUYS! IT'S QUANDALE DINGLE HERE! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR MULTIPLE CRIMES (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) INCLUDING BATTERY ON POLICE OFFICER (WHAT) GRAND THEFT, DECLARING WAR ON ITALY, AND PUBLIC INDECENCY (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE) I WILL BE ESCAPING PRISON ON MARCH 28TH! AFTER THAT....... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
GREETINGS! QUANDALE DINGLE HERE. MY COUSIN HENRY DINGLENUT GOT ARRESTED FOR PUTTING TNT IN A DAYCARE CENTER. (WHAT THE F**K??) I PUT A CAMERA IN JOE BIDEN'S BATHROOM AND WATCHED HIM TAKE A POOP. (WHAT????) MY ASIAN BROTHER, QUANLILING DINGLE PUT ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES IN MY RAMEN AND I DIED.
HEY FELLAS! IT'S QUANDELE DINGLE (HUUUUEEHHH) HERE I PUT PERKS ON VLADIMIR PUTIN'S DRINK AND HE WENT TO BED FOR A REALLY LONG TIME (HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH) I TRAPPED MY AUTISTIC SON'S HAND IN AN AIR FRYER (HERRRRRRRRR) I DUMPED BOILING WATER ON A PRISON GUARD'S ( AHHHHHHHHHHHH) HEAD MY GOOFY AH FRIEND, JAMARIOUS QUANDELE DINGLE TRIED TO EAT MY BUT DURING RAMADHAN.