YOU'RE RICHARD LAWRENCE, A HOUSE PAINTER WHO'S INSANE AND YOU WANT TO ASSASSINATE PRESIDENT ANDREW JACKSON, YOU HAVE 2 PISTOLS TO DO IT WITH. YOUR WALK UP BEHIND JACKSON AND PULL THE TRIGGER: *CLICK! JACKSON HEARS THIS AND TURNS TO FACE YOU, NO WORRIES, YOU PULL OUT PISTOL 2: *CLICK! AH... CRAP! JACKSON COMES AT YOU WITH HIS CANE AND BEGINS BEATING YOU WITH IT SO VIOLENTLY, HIS OWN SECURITY HAS TO PULL HIM OFF YOU, YOU THEN GET ARRESTED AND PUT IN THE INSANE ASYLUMS FOR LIFE