Milk but he's a mask-wearing wolf (Thanks Wallhammer

Degen is playing video games in his apartment, before there's a knock on his door.

NEW OBJECTIVE: INVESTIGATE

There is a letter on the floor, opening it reveals an eviction notice. Degen looks very noticeably upset.

NEW OBJECTIVE: GRAB YOUR BELONGINGS

A cast iron frying pan is highlighted on the stove. You go over and pick it up.

NEW OBJECTIVE: DROP OFF YOUR KEYS

Go downstairs to drop off your keys at the front office. Feel free to interact with people on the way down. Warning, they are kind of assholes to you.

When you go to drop off your keys, you are surprised by a group of thugs around you.

Thug: "Hey, guys, this that loser robot dude I told you about."

"Hey, loser, empty your pockets before we rock your shit."

A heartbeat is getting increasingly intense, with sharp violin strings.

"You hear us, f**kwad? Give us your money or you'll get a bullet in your-"

PRESS LMB TO LOSE YOUR MARBLES

You pull out the pan, and smack them in the face with it. They stumble to the side. They try to pull out a revolver, but Degen grabs their wrist, and thrusts the pan into their arm, breaking it. You grab the revolver, and press it against their forehead, as they look at you with fear in their eyes.

PRESS LMB TO HAVE SOME FUN

Boom, brains are gone. The thugs are looking at you in shock. They get ready to shoot at you. Poor them.

-first fight begins-

sounds goofy

I love this so much

After the fight, Degen drops off his keys in the box, wipes some blood off of his jacket, pulls out the eviction notice, and circles the bank company that evicted him in blood, and writes 'kill these guys'

Brilliant

I wanna make funny acheivements for this game too

Also since all of the outfits are unlockable

Imagine the femboy outfit is unlocked by beating the game on the hardest difficulty

this is cool i guess

Thanks

Just wrote it so I might improve it later

it makes me wanna do things for Stringsnipper
that's the highest compliment i can give something

:0

Thanks

it reminded me of an older idea for an achievement system and for some reason gave me an enemy idea

Nice

Was it the things unlockable by achievements?

Yes

Cool

Also, what enemy do you have in mind

Echoloco (echolocation + loco, the Spanish word for crazy)
a crazy little bat dude

I got no idea how you got that idea from this

But that sounds cool

yeah me neither 😭

I remember when I made a joke about Mexicans

My mom told me "you know your part Mexican, right"

And I looked at my hands and yelled "AY CARUMBA"