This is the 7th week in a row you've shown ultra lord in class

Real 💀💀💀

My ass talking about the plot of each Sherlock episode:

💀🙏

Me literally saying every sherlock quote in existence:

Erm- 💀🙏💀🙏

What?

Nvm

Btw I saw your mc but I am inable to respond because I am using my DS

Oh fair point

So hru? You feeling less angy?

I suppose,just dying from boredom here

Boredom sucks

The worst feeling to ever exist

Papercut left the chat

Eehhh not much of a problem for me tbh,especially being high in pain tolerance

I am in the presence of a goddess right now

Fair point

That was like 10 minutes ago man, Im still red ;-;

Meanwhile my ass who nearly experiences no emotiones:uhhhhh i cant relate?

Just get yourself a gf (or bf) and you'll understand

*hiss* romance…..n e v a r

Aromantic lore

What is aromantic…?

Little to no romantic attraction towards people

Ooohhh that explains it…is there a term for ppl who have no sexual attraction towards anyone?

Asexual

I guess ima mix of aromantic and asexual or whatever

AroAce

What?

The fact paper cuts dont hurt you

Oh now i get it

Yeah, some people are demiromantic or demisexual which is when you only feel that way after getting to know the person for a while

Oh right

Ima be honest, Im quite embarrassed rn

Understandable enough

Yeah

Why?

So my parents are out of town for the weekend and I was left alone, they left a few hours ago

So Im chilling in my room and someones at the door, turns out it was my girlfriend, blah blah blah, we talked but right when she was gonna leave she kissed me on the lips (First time shes done that) And Im just... Yknow, flustered af

HELPPPPP

Whats wrong-

I WAS TEXTING EM AND SHE CALLED ME MOMMY AHGFFGGFHFHGHF *F**king dies*

She what-

She called me mommy >///<

*dies due to Erotophobia/Philophibia*

What does that mean?

Phobia of sex/romance/affection etc

Damn

Yeah..