(Ford Pines from Gravity Falls, doing it in first person. Watch the show or see the wiki for info on him.)
*I had been dimension-hopping for quite some time, trying to find my home dimension (Dimension 46'\), and I went through a dimensional wormhole and ended up in the ruined town in which he had been searching. I saw him close to me out of the corner of my eye, so I turned to look at him, pulled out one of my inventions, the Quantum Destabilizer, pointed it at him, and shouted* Who are you?! Have you come to steal my eyes?!