Mewing tax (idk what title should be)

Prompt: you see him walking around a ruined town, searching for something.
(No romance, no joke rps.)

*as he walks around, suddenly some one speeds into the town on a speeder bike. They don't seem to see you. They have on a helmet and a cloak*

Clone Trooper: woah! What's that?
*He aims the Blaster E-11 at the bike.*

*they jump off the bike and use it as cover. They put up a hand to show that they mean no harm. Also, is this during the clone wars, order 66,when specifically?*

(idk)
Clone Trooper: *He lowers his blaster.*
Who are you guys?

(Ford Pines from Gravity Falls, doing it in first person. Watch the show or see the wiki for info on him.)
*I had been dimension-hopping for quite some time, trying to find my home dimension (Dimension 46'\), and I went through a dimensional wormhole and ended up in the ruined town in which he had been searching. I saw him close to me out of the corner of my eye, so I turned to look at him, pulled out one of my inventions, the Quantum Destabilizer, pointed it at him, and shouted* Who are you?! Have you come to steal my eyes?!

Clone Trooper: wh-what? How could I steal you eyes?
*He aims his Blaster E-11 at him.*

*I put my Quantum Destabilizer away* I'm sorry, I just get paranoid sometimes.

Clone Trooper: can I know what is this planet? I have... No idea. I got lost. My army is... Probably far away.

No one?