POV: Your OC sees him alone in the park

Hex: a child

??: "Huh?"

Hex: strange heterochromia that's rare......*observing*

??: "My mom actually has it!"

Hex: aww that's cool

??: :D

hex: well what are you doing out here alone

Zerobot: Hi!

??: "Hi!"

Zerobot: *kneels down, gives you a flower* I can walk with you in the park

Ninja-Bot Type-X: Stay away! I'm gunna give him a sandwich with a hotdog on the inside! AND IM GONNA WALK WITH HIM!

Zerobot: 私に近づかないで、このバカなロボット!!

Ninja-Bot Type-X: *pulls out katana* GET LOST YA FILTHY MECHANICAL!!

Zerobot: *steals katana and cuts
you in half* STUPID BITCH

Ninja-Bot Type-X: *regenerates and gets my katana back, then cuts Zetobot in a cross-shaped format* YOU SWORE, THEN I CAN CENSOR YOUR SWEARING!

Zerobot: yo mama so fat she broke the glass door

Zerobot: *censor*

Ninja-Bot Type-X: It seems you're alone, Have you lost your parents? Come on! I'll help you!

YOU ARE RUINING MY EXPERIENCE

IM A WISE MAN I NEED TO HELP KIDS WHO LOST THEIR PARENTS

Zerobot: IM ALSO A WISE ROBOT THAT HELPS KIDS WHO LOST THEIR PARENTS

Ninja-Bot Type-X: MOST KIDS LIKE ME THE MOST NOT U

Zerobot: your mom thinks you’re ugly

Zerobot: *more censoring*

Zerobot: YOU STOLE MY NAME YOU DUMB ASS LOOKING ROBOT

Censore: *censores Zerobot's mouth*

??: "No thanks!"

Ninja-Bot Type-X: Don't be shy, I'm just here to help you

??: "I don't need help! I can help myself!"

Ninja-Bot Type-X: Okay, I'll leave you alone

Saike: ?

*He eats a sandwich*

Saike: uh.. where are your parents?

??: "I dunno, I just walked away for a bit."

Saike: where are they?