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Camera speed rolling in three…two…one
Welcome to the show

top of the hour, were discussing a certain has been that has been cavorting around town.

After a seven year absence
Did anybody miss him did anyone notice
More on tonight’s program

SO! the radio demon is back in town, why is he hangin around? What does that mean for YOUR family? Well handily, i got good news, he is a loser, a fossil, and i dont mean to sound hostile, but the DEMON IS A COWARD!!

While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video
Now his medium is getting bloody rare
Hells been better since he split
“Where’s he been” who gives a shit!
Salutations good to be back on the air

Yes, I know it's been a while
Since someone with Style
Treated hell to a broadcast!
Sinners rejoice!

What a dated voice.

Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast
Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure
Flitting between this fad and that is nothing working?

IGNORE IS CHIRPING!

Everyday he’s got a new format

YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE! HE IS THE SHIT THAT COMES BEFORE THAT!!

Is Vox as strong as he purports
Or is it based on his support?
He’d be powerless without the other V’s

Let’s begin
I’m gonna make you wish that I’d stayed gone
Tune on in
When I’m done
Your status quo will know its race is run
Oh this will be fun
(Hahaha, ahh)

OH PLEASE.

FUH HU HUHHHCKKKK!!!!

YOU OLD TimEY PRICK! I´LL SHOW YOU SU-FF-eRING! (Uh oh, the tv is buffering~) I´LL DEST-T-TROyy YOu.... (i´m afraid you´ve lost your signal.)

Here’s the sugar on the cream
He asked ME to join his team
I said no and know he’s pissy, that’s the tea

You can take that as gospel, play my viewers? impossible. Stop giving him the time of day, dont listen to a word he says, i hope he had a nice vacay, BUT HE SHOULDA STAYED AWAY!

I'm not above a love to cash in
Another lover underneath those flashin' lights
Another one of those ruthless nights
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I shoulda guessed that this would happen
I shoulda' known it when I looked in your red-hot eyes
Spewin' all your red-hot lies
Yeah, yeah, yeah

What's the worst part of this hell?
I can only blame myself

'Cause I know you're poison
You're feedin' me poison
Addicted to this feelin', I can't help but swallow
Up your poison
I made my choice, and
Every night I'm livin' like there's no tomorrow

Oh-oh
Any way you want me, baby
That's the way you got me, I'll be yours
My story's gonna end with me dead from your poison

I got so good at bein' untrue
I got so good at tellin' you what you wanna hear
I disassociate, disappear
Yeah, yeah, yeah

So far beyond difficult
To resist another gulp

Yeah, I know it's poison
You're feedin' me poison
I'm chokin' from the taste and I can't help but swallow
Up your poison
I made my choice, and
Every night I'm wasted like there's no tomorrow

Oh-oh
Any way you want me, baby
That's the way you got me, I'll be yours
My story's gonna end with me dead from your poison

Poison, I'm drownin' in poison
I'm fillin' up my glass but it's always hollow
Full of poison, I'm sick of the poison
Wish I had somethin' to live for tomorrow

i cause i know your poison ur feeding me poison, addicted to this feeling i cant help but swallow up your poison i made my choice and, every night im livin like there's no tomorrow

Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!
Oh, with the punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate
*lucifer and charlie*
Thanks, dad!
*lucifer*
Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef? (Woah-oh-oh)
Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!
[ALASTOR]
Who has been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your executive producer
[CHARLIE]
That's true!
[ALASTOR]
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
[NIFFTY]
I was stuck, thank you, sir!
[CHARLIE]
Oh, you!
[ALASTOR]
I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
[CHARLIE]
Aww!
[ALASTOR]
You're like the child that I wish that I had
[LUCIFER]
Uh, what?
[ALASTOR]
I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned
[LUCIFER]
Hold on now!
[ALASTOR]
It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad
[Instrumental Break]
[ALASTOR]
They say when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
[LUCIFER]
Others say that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power!
Who just happens to also be your blood!
[ALASTOR]
Sadly, there are times a birth parent is a dud
They say the family you choose is better
[LUCIFER]
What a bunch of losers
[ALASTOR]
Can you butt out of my song?
[LUCIFER]
Your song? I started this!
[ALASTOR]
I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
[LUCIFER]
Oh, you tacky piece of—
[MIMZY]
It's me, yes, it's me
I know you were all waiting for me
I'm here, what a gas
Took a while, but I'm present at last
It's me, it's me
Mimzy!
[LUCIFER, spoken]
Who?

i love it

Cause hell is forever, whether you like it or not!

Had their chance to behave better
Now they boil in the pot

Cuz the rules are black and white there’s no use to try to fight it there burning for their lives until we kill them again

Just try to chillax babe, you're wasting your breath
Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?
Are they winners? Are they sinners?
'Cause it's cut and dry

Fair is fair
an eye for an eye
yeah, when all said and done
theres the question of funn
and for those of us with divine ordanement
extermination is entertainment
bywonownow guitar solo f**k yeah
bwowney nananah naa
hell is forever whether you like it or not
had their chance to behave better now they boil in the pot
cuz the rules are black and white
there’s no use to try to fight it
they´re burning for their lives until we kill them again

HAHA!! Looks like you could use some help A-FROM THE BIG BOSS OF HELL HIMSELF, Check out daddys glowin reviews on yelp. ´FIVE STARS! FLAWLESS! GREATER THAN GREAT!´ A-with the punch of a pentagram. A WHAP BAP BOOM, ALAKAZAM, Usually i charge a sacrificial lamb, BUT YOU GET THE FAMILY RATE. ´thanks dad!´ Who needs a busboy now that you got the chef. ´woah oh oh!´ Mesure le tasting menu, free alacarte, i rig the game for you beCAUSE IM THE REF!! Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, thats just a staaaarrrtt! ´alastors turn!´ Whos been here since day one? Whos been faithful as a nun? Makes you chuckle with an old timey pun? YOUR EXECUTIVE PRODUCER! ´thats true!´ Im your guys, your day to day, your chum, your steadfast hotellie. Remember when i fixed that clog today? ´i was stuck, thank you sir! oh you.´ Im truly honored that we have built such a bond, you are like the child that i wish that i had. ´uh, what?´ I care for you just like a daughter i spawned. ´hold on now!´ Its a little funny, you could almost call me.. DAAAADDD!!!! ´agressively plays violin from the song devil went down to georgia´ ´in response, alastor plays his piano´ ´in response, lucifer plays an accordian´ they say when you are looking for assistance, its smart to pick the path of least resistance. Others say that in your needy hour, theres no substitute for pure ANGELIC POWERRRR!!! who just so happens to also be your BLOOD. sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud, they say the family you choose is better- What a buncha losers- Can you butt out of my song? YOUR SONG? I STARTED THIS! IM SINGING IT, I CAN FINISH IT! OH YOU TACKY PIECE OF- ´mimzy is not aloud here´

goood no mimzy

Hahaha, ahh, looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of hell himself
Check out daddy’s glowing reviews on Yelp

[EMILY]
But she was right, Sera
She showed us a soul can improve
He saw the light, Sera
Checked all the boxes that you said would
Prove a person deserves a second chance
Now we turn our backs, no second glance?

[SERA]
It's not as simple as you think
Not everything is spelled in ink

[CHARLIE]
It's not fair, Sera

[VAGGIE]
Careful, Charlie, keep a cool head

[CHARLIE]
No! Don't you care, Sera?
That just because someone is dead, it doesn't
Mean they can't resolve to change their ways
Turn the page, escape infernal blaze

[SERA]
I'm sure you wish it could be so
But there's a lot that you don't know

[LUTE]
What are we even talkin' about?
Some cr*ck-wh*re who f*cked up already?
He blew his shot, like the c*cks in his mouth
This discussion is senseless and petty

[LUTE & ADAM]
There's no question to be posed
He's unholy, case closed
Did you forget that Hell is forever?

[ADAM]
A man only lives once, we'll see you in one month
Gotta say, I can't wait to

[SERA, spoken]
Adam

[ADAM]
Come down and exterminate you

[EMILY, spoken]
Wait!

[ADAM, spoken]
Sh*t

[EMILY]
What are you saying? Let me get this straight
You go down there and kill those poor souls?

[CHARLIE]
You didn't know?

[ADAM, spoken]
Whoops

[LUTE]
Guess the cat's out of the bag

[ADAM]
Wh-what's the big deal?

[EMILY]
Sera, tell me that you didn't know

[SERA]
I thought, since I'm older
It's my load to shoulder

[EMILY, spoken]
No!

[SERA]
You have to listen, it was such a hard decision
I wanted to save you, the anguish it takes to
Do what was required

[EMILY]
To think that I admired you, well
I don't need your condescension
I'm not a child to protect
Was talk of virtue just pretension?
Was I too naïve to expect you
To heed the morals you're purveying?

[CHARLIE]
That's what the f*ck I've been saying!

[CHARLIE & EMILY, SERA]
If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie (Emily!)
If angels can do whatever, and remain in the sky
The rules are shades of gray when you don't do as you say
When you make the wretched suffer just to kill them again

[CHARLIE]
I was told not to trust in angels

[ADAM, spoken]
By her?

[LUTE]
Ha! She should know

[VAGGIE]
We should go

[CHARLIE]
No! Don't you see? We've come so close
Look at them fighting, they're at each other's throats

[ADAM]
Don't you act all high and mighty
Did you ever think your little girlfriend might be a liar?

[VAGGIE]
Don't, Adam please!

[ADAM]
What's the fuss?
Why hide the fact that you're an angel just like us?

Hello it's nice to meet you. can you tell me were I am?

I don't know how I got here but I think I'm starting to understand

I don't belong among the angels
And baby, that's just fine with me
The things I did up there were high school
But now I'm going for my degree

hay sorry but you just got in my way I promise only I can feel your pain maby I enjoy it just a littlebit

Does that make me insane
Haven’t been the same since i expired, doesn’t mean that I plan to retire
And now I have the power to bathe all of you in entertaining fire!

A LA DAA NAH DA DA DAH DAAA, A LA DA, DA DA DA NAH DA LA DA LA DA LAHDADAH LAH DA. Wait a minute. do i know you?

Weren’t you an old pal of mine?
Departed from us far too early, but now we’re meeting a second time
We used to have such fun together
Maybe you have what I need
But first I have one tiny question
Tell me do you demons BleEd?

What weighs on your soul old friend?
I implore you to share the load
If it was thou who slew the angel
Why not let your strength be known?
I always thought
That I would keep blood off my face
But when that thing attacked
I had to act
To cross that line and keep them safe
But if anyone knew
Then all of Hell would rise to war
And who's to say who'd survive the fray?
I might lose the ones that I was killing for
So I
I'll be your keeper
Do whatever it takes
I'll make the mistakes
I'll keep you safe and keep this secret
When I saw your face
You made me feel like a stranger in a brand new place
And it felt so good to be understood
But there's so much I wished that I could say
So I
I'll be your armor
Do whatever it takes
I'll make the mistakes
I'll spend my life being your partner
And I don't know what we might face
But I know I can't replace you so
I'll do anything to save you
And I will try to make your dreams come true
Whatever we go through
I know I
I'll be your keeper (I'll be your armor)
Whatever it takes
I'll make the mistakes (I'll make the mistakes)
Whatever it takes

I have a dream,
I’m here to tell,
About a wonderful, fantastic new hotel

Yes, it's one of a kind, right here in Hell
Catering to a specific clientele
(Oooh-ooh-ooh)

Inside of every demon is a rainbow!
Inside every sinner is a shiny smile!
Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac,
Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child!

We can turn them 'round!
They'll be Heaven-bound!
With just a little time down at the Happy Hotel!

So, all you junkies, freaks, and weirdos,
Creepers, f**k-ups, crooks, and zeroes,
And downfallen superheroes, hope is here!

All of you cretins, s**ts, and losers,
Sexual deviants and boozers
And prescription drug abusers
Need not fear!

Forever again
We'll cure your sin
We'll make you well, you'll feel so swell
Right here in Hell, at the Happy Hotel!

There'll be no more fire,
And no more screams
Just puppy dog kisses, and cotton candy dreams
And puffy-wuffy clouds, you're gonna be like "Wow!"
Once you check in with meeeee~!

So, all your cartoon porn addictions,
Vegan rants, psychic predictions,
Ancient Roman crucifixions
End right here!

All you monsters, thieves, and crazies,
Cannibals and crying babies,
Frothing mouth that's full of rabies,
Filled with cheer!

You'll be complete!
It'll be so neat!
Our service can't be beat!
You'll be on easy street! (Yes!)
Life will be sweet at the Happy Hotel~!

(Yeah!)

Inside of every demon is a rainbow inside every sinner is a shiny smile

(Husk)So things look bad, and your back's against the wall,
your whole existence seems f*ckin' hopeless...
You're feelin' filthy as a dive bar bathroom stall.
Can't face the world sober and dopless,
You've lost your way, ya think your life is wrecked.
Well, let me just say, you're correct!

(Angel)Wait, what?

You're a loser, baby, a looser go***mn baby, you're a
F*cked up little whiny b*tch!

(Angel)Hey!

(Husk)You're a loser just like me!

(Angel)Thanks, a**hole!

(Husk)You're a screws-loose boozer, an only one-star reviews-er, you're a
Power bottom, at rock bottom!
But you've got company!

(Angel)Is this supposed to make me feel better?

(Husk)There was a time when I thought no one could relate...
to the gruesome ways in which I'm damaged...
But lettin' walls down,
it can sometimes set you STRAIGHT!
We're all livin' in the same sh*t sandwich!

(Angel)I sold my soul
To a psychopathic FREAK!

(Husk)Haha!
And you think that makes you unique?
Get outta here, man!
We're both losers, baby, we're looosers, it's ok to be a

(Angel)Coked-up, d*ck-suckin' ho?

(Husk)Baby, that's fine by me!

(Angel)I'm a loser, honey!
A schmoozer, an' a dummy, but at least I know I'm not alone!

(Husk)You're a loser

(Both)Just like me!

(Husk)I've got an appetite for gamlin'!

(Angel)I've got an appetite for samplin'
Every drug an' s** toy I can find!

(Husk)Go ahead, baby, sing that song, c'mon!

(Angel) I've got no holes left to deflower!

(Husk) I sold my soul to save my power!
But now I'm on that demon's leash!

(Both) I'm stuck an' it gets worse with every hour!

(Angel) You're a loser, baby.

(Husk) A looser, but just maybe, if we

(Both) Eat sh*t together, things will end up differently!

(Husk) It's time to lose your self loathin'

(Angel, in the background) oooooooooh...

(Husk) Excuse yourself, let hope in, baby! Play your card, be who you are!

(Both) A loser...just...like--

BANG

*song ends*

love it

Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind that you could taste it?
You mean like human flesh?
Eh, sort of
It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally be faced with
A billion needy faces
I guess what I mean to say is, for the first time in my life
I might have to be ready for this
Ready to be the one who's leading from the front
Gotta come into my own
Gotta come into my throne
Gotta take charge and defend my only home
And although I kinda feel unsteady
Now I need to be ready for this
Have you ever felt like you're willing to die to save the people of your city?
By "Die, " do you mean use my teeth to rip flesh apart?
That's a start!
'Cause right now we need a leader
And it seems to me that destiny has picked me
To be that, if you'll permit me, so who's with me?
Wouldn't it be super to see more of Hell?
Join up now if you like travel
Come on boys, hop in the saddle!
Lotta sights to see en route to my hotel
Not to mention the camaraderie
Yes siree, you'll form life-changing friendships
With the folks along the way
And feast on all the angels you can eat
Okay
Free food!
I'm in!
Oh-whoa, It's food!
Nom-nom-nom
It's time now to act!
They're on the attack!
When they move to strike, we will fight biting back!
We'll follow your lead, we're eager to feed!
We'll sharpen our teeth for the heavenly feast
From this moment on, you can count on us
To be resolute and ravenous
Our appetites are whet and we're set to seize the day
So I say, oh hey, come join the flesh buffet!
Well, that's a little violent, can we tone it down?
Oh, don't be put off by their snarlin', that's enthusiasm, darlin'!
Eh, they just seem a little murdery right now
Don't worry, honey, that's their thing
Keep singing
We're super-duper grateful
To have you folks aboard
We can't wait to taste an angel's wings!
Oh, lord
For the first time in my life
Maybe I can be ready for this
I can be the marshal leading the parade
I can come into my own, and I think I've always known
My destiny could never be postponed
When Adam brings the battle here
I must appear like I'm ready for this
They're dancing along
They're singing her song
Surprised? Why, I knew she could do it all along
She's bound to pass the test as princess of Hell
Like her daddy, she is madly power-fell
She's filled with potential that I could guide
I concur! Stick with her, you'll be on the winning side
For the first time in our lives, we know that we are ready for this!
We'll show Heaven a fight they won't fo

I love this song so much

Let me stop you right there
Oh
Save us all precious time
Okay
If what you're suggesting
Is letting them climb
Up the ladder
Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates?
Well, uh
Sorry, sweetie
But there's no defyin' their fates!
'Cause Hell is forever
Whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better
Now they boil in the pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives
Until we kill 'em again!
Okay, but
Just try to chillax, babe
You're wasting your breath
Did I hear you imply
That they don't deserve death?
Are they Winners?
Are they Sinners?
'Cause it's cut and dry
Well, actually, if you take a look
Fair is fair, an eye for an eye!
And when all's said and done (said and done)
There's the question of fun (fun)
And for those of us with Divine Ordainment
Extermination is entertainment!
Bow-now-now-nownow
Guitar solo, f**k yeah!
Oh, da-ah-ah now-now-n-now-n-now-n-now-n-nownownow
Ugh
Hell is forever
Whether you like it or not
Had their chance to behave better (where the Hell did you people come from?)
Now they boil in the pot
'Cause the rules are black and white
There's no use in tryin' to fight it
They're burnin' for their lives
Until we kill 'em again!
F**kin' Hell's forever
And it's meant to suck a lot
So give up your dumb endeavor
'Cause you don't have a shot!
Long as I've got your attention
I guess I should probably mention
That we made the determination
To move up the next Extermination!
What?
Can't wait a whole year
To slaughter those little c**ts
I know it's just been a week
But we'll be back in six months!
Um, wait, didn't you
Ugh, shit!

why the frown littke lady

But she was right, Sera
She showed us a soul can improve
He saw the light, Sera
Checked all the boxes that you said would
Prove a person deserves a second chance
Now we turn our backs, no second glance?

It's not as simple as you think
Not everything is spelled in ink

It's not fair, sera
Careful, Charlie, keep a cool head

No! Don't you care, Sera?
That just because someone is dead, it doesn't
Mean they can't resolve to change their ways
Turn the page, escape infernal blaze

I'm sure you wish it could be so
But there's a lot that you don't know

Some crack-w**re who f**ked up already?
He blew his shot, like the cocks in his mouth
This discussion is senseless and petty

There's no question to be posed
He's unholy, case closed
Did you forget that Hell is forever?

A man only lives once, we'll see you in one month
Gotta say, I can't wait to

Adam

Come down and exterminate you

Wait!

Shit

What are you saying? Let me get this straight
You go down there and kill those poor souls?

You didn't know?

Whoops

Guess the cat's out of the bag

Wh-what's the big deal?

Sera, tell me that you didn't know

I thought, since I'm older
It's my load to shoulder

No!

You have to listen, it was such a hard decision
I wanted to save you, the anguish it takes to
Do what was required

To think that I admired you, well
I don't need your condescension
I'm not a child to protect
Was talk of virtue just pretension?
Was I too naïve to expect you
To heed the morals you're purveying?

That's what the f**k I've been saying!

If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie (Emily!)
If angels can do whatever, and remain in the sky
The rules are shades of gray when you don't do as you say
When you make the wretched suffer just to kill them again

I was told not trust in angels

By her? Ha, she should know

We should go
No! Don´t you see wee come so close, look at them fighting theyŕe at each others throats

dont you act all high and mighty, did you ever think your little girlfriend might be a liar

No adam please,

whats the fuse? Why hide the act that your an angel just like us.