The second I saw him in the pilot, I knew.

I'm totally him too

Features that we share:
-Asexual
-Fancy style
-Swears rarely
-Likes radio
-Suit
-Slightly bad breath
-Constant desire for control and overthrowing of the highest forces of mankind
-Humour

im most of those

ARE you ace, though?

Yes. Grey-Ace.

tall

Yup. Taller than the rest of my family. Not as tall as Alastor, but 7 feet? Are you kidding?

;)

A dick

Yes.

You have ears?

You do too.

I meant deer ears

I know. And no, I don't have those.

HAH! Gotcha

What are you on about? You are giving me almost enough reason to not do my punctuation and capitalisation.

Red bloodshot eyes

Weed Cat.

WeedCatAntiFurry ;)

I am a furry. Stop trying to deny it.

Ik

We exist

cannibal, personally i am one honestly

If we eat other animals, technically we are eating chemical reactions which we are as well.

oh good

what

Hooves

Well played.
No.

I can name more

I know. But just out of curiosity on my part, please name 5 or more. It's 5:20 here and my brain needs stimulation after a good all nighter.

Soul owned by the root of all evil, sentient shadow, sentient staff, tail, antlers, can make deals for souls, need I say more

He does not have a tail. I checked the wiki 2 hours ago. Trivia section.

Alright but deer ears

Hopefully never. As a fan of Pokémon, you are ALWAYS on the narrow line between normal and furry. Doesn't help that I had an... interesting past with that fandom.

Which one, furry or Pokémon

My first username was FurriesAreBraindead69. GG if anyone remembers that one. I have changed, you could say.

That’s an amazing and ironic username, because it has the funny number at the end

Also I don’t even care that I’m a furry and you’re an anti, you get a follow

physically cannot stop smiling because you made a deal with a higher-ranked demon and is now owned by them

I'm going to leave that one to my followers to decide.

I can name everything of him that represents me: smart, crazy, smiles too much even though dont want to, wants to control everyone, is controlling everyone, wants to end my enemies, fansy, likes to swear, humour, VERY VERY DARK MIND, loves blood and gore and shit like that, is mentally insane etc

Not even joking, but most of that applies.

Alastor barely swears bro

A sassy bitch unafraid of any man or creature other than whom you've sold you soul to.

Seems about right...

Oh how do you walk in VERY high heels as a 15 y.o. for the first time its soooo hard im wearing them for my dance coming up but i have to get use to them first

He doesn't wear high heels. His heels are roughly the same as mine at the moment.

I know but its for my school dance in 4 weeks

I’d recommend (and this is coming from a guy who’s never worn heels) start on the lower end of the scale and work your way up to higher heels

For a guy, this is amazing. I'm a girl, but slay @CaseyTheFolf2