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So, my family eats a lot of Ramen. We have a minimum of 3 boxes available at any given time. FOR SOME UNHOLY REASON, my cousin decides every night that 12 am is the PERFECT time to get some Ramen. This normally wouldn't be an issue, except A. people are sleeping, and B. HE JUST EATS THE BRICK. no cooking. No real prep. Just crunch. This also wouldn't be a problem (however wrong it is), except he eats it in his bed, which happens to be RIGHT. ABOVE. MINE. All I've heard for the last 10 minutes has been crunching and someone is going to die and it sure as f u c k isn't going to be me.

My condolences

keep them.

No. I’ve given them they’re non-refundable

I don't want your condolences, I want my cousin banned from ramen consumption.

Aight then I’ll get the fbi on it

takes too long. I'm taking this s h i t into my own hands.

Aight. Good luck.

What the f**k, raw ramen??..

Straight out of the wrapper. All he does to it is dust it with the flavor pack, which somehow makes it worse.

Please Please PLEASE tell me they were in the bathroom for a while after

nope. man just ate it and went to sleep. at 1 in the morning. and I had testing that day.

Eating raw ramen upsets your stomach to the point of diherehha, or however it's spelt

Diahrea, and only if you buy the really bad stuff.