someone please help me :(

bro is not oklahoman

I'm on the literal border of tornado alley I'm f**king scared

this mf is scared of a 5% of being actually hit by a tornado

I'M SORRY IT'S JUST THAT I CAN'T HELP IT

ALSO YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE

indiana

yes, but WHERE???

central

Lawrence county 🗿

So central

yeah

I thought you jinxed it for a minute

but it was a false alarm

I get those watches once a week every summer here, you'll be fine

HE'S BETTER NOW DAMMIT 😡😡😡

Glad to hear that tho

yeah :3

he's kinda annoying and VERY stupid

but I lobe him ❤️❤️❤️

Lol that's how I feel about my brother :>

but you know who I love ROMANTICALLY???

Buh who

LUIGI❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

HOTTEST MAN IN FUCTION, GIGHT ME!!!!!!!

(I am ONE HUNDRED PERCENT STRAIGHT minus him :3)

Call me Luigi bc I'm tall and Italian guhuh

WARNING OH GOD

:(

Just stay in the basement or a bathtub if things become serious and you'll be perfectly fine, your got this 👍

too bad my dad won't give a shit until it's too late

He's probably been in many tornado warnings and knows what he's doing

no

he just thinks because our house is so old nothing will happen

Imma be honest your dad sounds retarded

he's a retired vet

but he's kinda stupid ngl

he's very strong tho, like he literally threw a whole-ass WHEELBARROW THROUGH THE BACK OF HIS CAR one time

DAMN what kinda drugs he do? I need that shi

he had a psychotic break last fall bc he had his ptsd triggered

had to live with my grandparents for like 3 months bc he went to urgent care, THEN jail

he went to jail for driving his car through a cornfield and not paying but he really shouldn't have been prosecuted since he wasn't mentally sound

SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE YOU AWAY FROM HIM HOLY SHIT 💀💀😭😭😭😭

Tbh i would do smt else then post smt here

I can't really do anything else bc my dad doesn't give a shit

There once was a hurricane passim close to where i live

oh god

i'm so sorry

Dont worry

Nothing really happened

ok thank god

Hurricane fiona im pretty su

Oh

he says that since my house is really old nothing will happen

it's like saying since a metal thing has survived being rusted it won't break

i have never had a tornado in my life and they're supposed to be common where i live

well it's not my fault I'm scared as shit

it's just that one time when I was little a low-level tornado literally went directly through my house (no damage luckily)