dont try suicide, that shit almost killed me

What if I do both

Suicide: You die

Steal their things: Free money + a car

Also, if you commit suicide after stealing their things, they can recover them later and wouldn't learn anything from it.

Parents gonna give you an assisted suicide if you do that

They can't catch me if they don't have a car

Lmfao they gonna be that slow ass snail that will kill you if they touch you

Unlike the snail, they can be dealt with using violence

OHH BOYYY