im going to steal your heart and make you a sleeping harbor seal on the seasides of malibu

thats because they are f**king dead

no? like metaphorically

if you dont have a heart, you cant breathe, think, or function at all

but, not being alive makes sex easier soooo....

im sorry what. like metaphorically once someone loses their heart they lose their humanity and become jaded

weird ass

just stick to being funny

go make your mark in the sky with fireworks

this aint over the hedge bro

the problem with idiots is that you cant explain idiocy to them

womp womp lil bro

now get naked and oil up

i already am

Helo

metaphorically