As the match commenced, Russian Doge wasted no time, launching himself at Giraffe with all the ferocity of a true warrior. Giraffe, with his superior height and reach, attempted to keep Russian Doge at bay with powerful strikes and sweeping kicks.
But Russian Doge was relentless, his movements fluid and precise as he dodged Giraffe's attacks and countered with lightning-fast blows of his own.
Midway through the battle, amidst the chaos and intensity, Giraffe seized an opportunity to gain the upper hand. He pulls out a giant Lego and strikes Doge's head with it. With his opponent dizzy and wounded, he wrapped his long neck around Russian Doge's throat, attempting to choke him into submission.
For a moment, it seemed as though Russian Doge was caught in Giraffe's grasp, his breath growing shallow as he struggled to break free. But in a stroke of brilliance, Russian Doge spotted a nearby diIdo, and seized it with all the speed and agility of a true warrior.
With a swift motion, Russian Doge shoved the DiIdo down Giraffe's throat, causing him to gag and sputter in surprise. Seizing the opportunity, Russian Doge broke free from Giraffe's grasp and jumped on giraffes back, choking him hard as he reaches up his rear-end and pulls his liver out. He uses the liver to chop giraffes head off, brutally decapitating him for the victory.
Russian Doge celebrates his hard-fought victory with 3 gallons of vodka.
