Ignis the braixen announcement template

Why?

That’s what I’m asking

Lol

Like, I didn’t know I was this popular

Neither

😵‍💫

Why you want me on?

cuz yo cool

:0

fym :0

*flabbergasted*

oh

that's wild

I like his wife

Wait it is?

Yea bro

*sends myself to hell*

You gonna miss out on Jessica Alba in heaven when she dies tho

*already in hell getting flashed*

Fair point *dives in and gets twerked on*

*real*

We missed out on this

That’s fine,

Psychotic

Ofc you do 🙄

She is bad as F**K

Alr bro hand over your phone

Naur

Naur

*kidnaps and takes phone*

*takes out the photo of mrs sporkos thigh i keep in my wallet and starts schlorking it*

Thats where all the tiktok onlyfans girls go so hell yea

They got people like her in hell

But they aint movie stars

Zuckerberg

Qhar and imma go eep gn

then go to his house and wake him up

How the f**k should I know where it’s at

Wait why