Is this Cody

Yes

Uhhhhh

He gives blind people a potato peeler and tells them it's a razor

LMFAOO
would be canon if not for the fact that in his world, most of humanity is dead due to a cosmic imbalance caused by a god of chaos

Hmmm

Uses eye drops for his right eye, but instead of just one drop he pours the entire bottle on it

Canon

He dismembers ppl

canon

Yay

he low key built like

has bad eyesight out of that one eye

canon

and he's colorblind

canon

yay uhhh
his teeth are on the OUTSIDE of his lips

already canon

Oh
Uhh
He once destroyed a printer out of anger because it would not work

canon

"YOU DON'T NEED MAGENTA
YOU HAVE BLACK
GRRAAHHH"

also which eye

the one that's white

ohhh ok

Sans had too many drugs and ended up like this

The reason his eye is pink is Jojo siwa threw up on him before

LMFAO HOW DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE

Classic creativity

his whole face slowly melts day by day

He uses a eyepatch

nah
sorry

:( *zad*

he has no upper jaw of teeth and his lower jaw of teeth are brown because he didnt brush his teeth

He probably overdoses on methaphetamine every week

LMFAO